how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

hour by hour, day by day. your memory will fade away every sunrise, every sunset, will help me to forget your name, your smile, your eyes, medusa

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Awww yeah.
Started on size 14 today.
Probably going to work down to an 8 or a 6. Still undecided.

10/19/10 EDIT: I want to go down to a 12 today, but my friend that gave me the 14s can't find her 12's. :C
Looks like a longer wait.

10/21/10 EDIT: So, she only found one of her 12s. I decided to skip down to a 10 instead.

10/22/10 EDIT: She gave me the bags with the gauges up to size 6 in them. Paid her $20. A pretty neat deal if you ask me. So her 12 was in there, and I looked at it and I was like... "wait.. this looks smaller than the ones i have in my ear!" Apparently the 12s are in my ear right now and that one is size 14. Cool story.

10/24/10 EDIT: So i had my 12s in today and I was gonna get my friend to put the 10s in. She did it with ease. So we were like why the hell not, and I skipped to an 8.
Time is money friends.

10/25/10 EDIT: Oh my fucknig god. Ok so this chick comes up to me today and asks me about them and I said they're 8s and she was like... no..they look like 10s.... And I confirmed this with a chick that works at Hot Topic just 30 minutes ago. Fml.

Your mom goes to college.

ps if you have a min plz review my art ksweet

Just an update, the A Day at the Office Collab is in progress of being assembled. I'm still waiting on 2 other people's parts.

Anyway, feel free to drop by and say hi, ask me a question, or just lurk around my userpage.

Soooooooooo I'm starting a collab. Yes.
I've been using flash since I was 12 so yes i know how to work my way around the program.

The theme of this collab is: A DAY AT THE OFFICE. (it's supposed to be comedy-like)
Here's the specs:
24 FPS
550x400
White background

HERE'S THE SPOTS:
1-----amanda (done)
2-----night-mare
3-----tehslaphappy (done)
4-----oliver (done)
5-----Grub-Xer0 (done)
6-----DumbassDude
7-----PopSecret (done)
8----carbonwater (done)

each part should be a minimum 7 seconds. please save your parts as a flash 8 file.

This isn't one of those 'serious-ass-collabs-where-you-have-to -actually-try-really-hard'. It's more of those collabs where you could honestly really get your part done in like a day.

NO MORE SPOTS LEFT!
The deadline is: AUGUST 28th
PLEASE TURN IT IN ASAP.

TehSlaphappy is cooler than all other Newgrounds users combined.

DISCUSS.

Holy shit guys i am freaking out. I realized 2 incidents. That's right 2 not just 1 have happened and both of them combine together into my brain and tell me my mom might be gay.

Let me just start out by saying that my mom is friend's with this lady named Sheryl. Now Sheryl lives by herself and I don't believe she has ever been married. She certainly doesn't act gay so thats okay.

Anyway last wednesday-

Sheryl was sitting on MY SOFA after my mom and her did some grocery shopping together. My mom likes to help Sheryl out with errands. Anyway Sheryl complained about her stiff neck and how she hasn't taken any vicodin in weeks. Anyway i went in the kitchen to get a soda and when i came back MY MOM WAS MASSAGING SHERYL'S NECK and not only that but he said, "feel better Sheryl?". I noticed my mom turned a little red when i saw her but nothing else happened.

Just today-

My mom and Sheryl were in the kitchen getting some food ready and i was standing right there but they didn't know it and my my mom bent over to get a head of lettuce and Sheryl and my mom scissored.

Thanks for changing my username from R3dF0x to amanda. I appreciate it!