Holy shit guys i am freaking out. I realized 2 incidents. That's right 2 not just 1 have happened and both of them combine together into my brain and tell me my mom might be gay.

Let me just start out by saying that my mom is friend's with this lady named Sheryl. Now Sheryl lives by herself and I don't believe she has ever been married. She certainly doesn't act gay so thats okay.

Anyway last wednesday-

Sheryl was sitting on MY SOFA after my mom and her did some grocery shopping together. My mom likes to help Sheryl out with errands. Anyway Sheryl complained about her stiff neck and how she hasn't taken any vicodin in weeks. Anyway i went in the kitchen to get a soda and when i came back MY MOM WAS MASSAGING SHERYL'S NECK and not only that but he said, "feel better Sheryl?". I noticed my mom turned a little red when i saw her but nothing else happened.

Just today-

My mom and Sheryl were in the kitchen getting some food ready and i was standing right there but they didn't know it and my my mom bent over to get a head of lettuce and Sheryl and my mom scissored.